I was driving home last night and noticed a dark spot on my windshield. At first, I thought it was bird poop, but upon closer inspection I realized it was this frog hitching a ride. When I got home I captured him and forced him to pose for me on a mirror. I then set him free in the bushes outside, miles from his home where he originally got on my windshield. Good luck, Froggy.
—Paxton
